Gód Has Finally Dísgraced my Énemies😂😂😂🙆🙏🙏😋
There was this Very résponsible Hándsome man who normally stay at my Néighbor's gate, Nkechi, Every evening, just préssing his phóne. By 6pm, he will come to her gate and be préssing his phóne. Soon, Nkechi started getting áttracted to him, Anytime, Nkechi greets him, he will just bow his head, So Nkechi thought the guy is in Lóve with her, so she was very very happy😋.
She came to tell me that Someone has promised to Márry her, that I should go and find my húsband and stop méssing around; Soon!, the news spréad everywhere that Nkechi is getting márried; Everyone started ínsulting me, even my mom also, Telling me Which kind Déstiny I have, is it bád lúck or what??; Those words hít me to téars sha,😢😔
That Fatéful evening as usual again, the guy came there, préssing his phone,...This time around, NKECHI mom told her to cónfront him and própose to each other. Rómancingly, she came behind and touched his waíst, saying "Hi lóve, can I ask you a Question: Why is it that you lóve me, but you're too shy to say it!"; The guy looked at her in surprise and said " Lóve you, as how???", Nkechi was surprised and asked him "So why do you stay in only Our Gate, préssing your phone!?", the guy reply " Ohhh!, I noticed that there's Free Wí-Fi in your compound, so I normally come here every evening, When I'm done with Work, so I can chat with my phone "🙆🙆😂😂
She wanted to sháme someone, God shámed her😂😂😂
Lord, I'm not asking Much from you, but upon Your Children reading this post: Anyone that has been Making Móckery of them, May You Put all their Énemies to Útter Sháme!!🙏🙏
I came with your háppiness😂😂🙈
1) You were çrying because your best Friend, Favor, snátched your bóyfriend; When she was saying "I'm híghly Favored among men", do you bother to ask if your Bóyfriend was included among the Men?🙆😂
2) A noun is a name of any Pepsi, Maltina, Coke, Or Teem,
God, I thank you, I still remember that one😂😂
3) One ádvantage of being a Célestial Member, is that, if your Shoe místakenly cút in the morning, you can still walk to the Church without shoes😂😂, only you understood what happened
4) I never knew Wítchcraft was real o..
One guy tagged 99 people, for his post and still get only 1 likes; When I went to check who liked the post, I saw his name there😂😂😂
5) An ígboman had an áccident and was rúshed to the Hóspital. The NEXT day, his family went to visit him; He looked at them and said "This one that all of you are in the Hóspital, Who'll stay in the shóp?"🙆😂😂
6) I thought I have seen wáhala reach for Nigerîa, Not until my neighbor was singing:
I'm walking in Pówer
I'm walking in Oracle
I leave my rice for Favor, Because I know Umahia🙆
7) Nobody didn't say you can't be fát, But don't come and squeeze us for Danfo bus, And still Pay #50 😠😂
8) Nigerîa is the only Country that you don't need Alarm for you to wake up; Your próblem will wake you up😁😂
9) The way some guys do Hít Ludo When they're pláying it, You'll think That's the cause of their Próblem in Nigerîa😂😂
1That moment when You're smiling with your phóne and someone passed beside you and asked Who béat you, just know you're úgly oo😂
This One Will Chóke you💥😂😂😂🙆🙆
A Maths teacher éntered a SSS 3 class on fáteful day. After the whole class greeted him, he asked them to sit down.
He brought out A Gála and asked them "Class, What's is the bránd name of this gala??"; they chorused " Super Bíte Chi Brand", the teacher said "Very Good, so write it on your note book!!"🙆😂
He then took a Soft Drink and asked the class again " Class, What's the name of this Soft drink?? ", they all chorused " Bigi Apple", "Good!!!, now write it in your note Book"!!😂😂
He then asked them another question: " If I take 7 of this Bigi Apple, what will it results to??", "Díabetes!!!!"; " Good!!, write it down!"
He now said " Class!, I want you all to take note of All this questions I asked you now, because it Will come out on the Day of your éxams;,... This is what I'll be teaching you, Until Góvernment pay me my 8 months sálary, nónsense!!!" 🙆😂😂😂😂😂
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Chinedu and Sunny were sitting on a bench as they usually do every evening. They were discussing about Football
Chinedu : Sunny, do you think there's Football in Heaven??
Sunny: I'm not sure oo; but let's do a deal, if anyone of us d!es, I'll tell you whether there's Football in Heaven, and vice versa
Chinedu: Good 👌👌, Agreed!!!
Three days later, unfortunately Chinedu died 😢😢, and went to Heaven. One cool evening as Sunny was sitting alone in the same bench, missing his friend, he heard Chinedu's voice " Sunny haffa naa"
Sunny: Ohh Chinedu, is that you!???
Chinedu: Yesso, I have two great wonderful news for you 😋😋😋
Sunny: Really??, What's it??
Chinedu: First of all, there's Football in Heaven ooooooo, and secondly, Since you were very great in football during our Secondary school, I told God to put you among those playing on Friday...... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂